Things you wish you could say

[member 655102]

You could become a therapist.

Looking back on this now…Nah. I’d make a terrible therapist. Someone would say something dumb and I’d just look at my watch that doesn’t exist and say “times up”.

World peace

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Bats. Lots and lots of bats…

I love bats! I chitter at the ones outside my bedroom window at night.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

I’m not looking at anywhere in the US…Except maybe HI again, but @azurbanclucker was just there. And I might have exaggerated the donkey part a little bit…I don’t think they’ll let the donkey go swimming.

You can go to Sanrio Puroland.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Looking back on this now…Nah. I’d make a terrible therapist. Someone would say something dumb and I’d just look at my watch that doesn’t exist and say “times up”.

World peace

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You want to be my therapist?

No more hour-longs! Whoo!

 

[Sally PB]

No, seriously though…I’ve been checking out this one cave and it’s pretty cool. You can jump into pitch black darkness and land in water at the bottom. It’s kind of like those dreams where you’re falling but wake up before you hit something

No. Hell no. FN hell no.

Never in a million years.

Same here.

Maybe if a rabid zombie donkey were chasing me and it was my only escape.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

No. Hell no. FN hell no.

Same here.

Maybe if a rabid zombie donkey were chasing me and it was my only escape.

Now that is a perfect example of when I would stand and fight.

 

[member 655102]

I love bats! I chitter at the ones outside my bedroom window at night.

…Do they talk back and guard you from pesky bugs while you’re standing outside as well?

You can go to Sanrio Puroland.

Yes. Yes, I can…IF I wanted to.

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You want to be my therapist?

No more hour-longs! Whoo!

Uhm…No?

No. Hell no. FN hell no.

Same here.

Maybe if a rabid zombie donkey were chasing me and it was my only escape.

Oh, c’mon…It’s not that far…

 

[The Moonshiner]

How long has she held your brother in the basement? Have you considered helping him escape?

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

…Do they talk back and guard you from pesky bugs while you’re standing outside as well?

They do not talk back. I am the black sheep in that community.

Yes. Yes, I can…IF I wanted to.

You totally want to, you know you do.

Uhm…No?

It is easy money...

Oh, c’mon…It’s not that far…

 

[RoyalChick]

No. Hell no. FN hell no.

Same here.

Maybe if a rabid zombie donkey were chasing me and it was my only escape.

I would take my chances on the rabid zombie donkey