Things you wish you could say

[NC_Quail]

There’s so many people I wish I could send this to

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Passengers in your car should not get thrown forward at every red light and stop sign, or whiplash at every green light or turn. I don't want to say you're a terrible driver but.... there's certainly room for improvement.

 

[fowltemptress]

Me: I own geese.

Everyone on the planet upon hearing this from me: Oh, geese are such evil jerks they all need a good beating I would never want geese but if I did I'd be sure to give them a good kick every time they got near hahahahahardeharhaha!

So many people seem to think this is a clever and funny observation to make to me. What the flying hypotenuse?

I'm not saying I wish these people all to be passengers in a car driven by the person BigBlueHen53 describes above, but . . . well, yes. That is what I'm saying. At least until the driving improves.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Me: I own geese.

Everyone on the planet upon hearing this from me: Oh, geese are such evil jerks they all need a good beating I would never want geese but if I did I'd be sure to give them a good kick every time they got near hahahahahardeharhaha!

So many people seem to think this is a clever and funny observation to make to me. What the flying hypotenuse?

I'm not saying I wish these people all to be passengers in a car driven by the person BigBlueHen53 describes above, but . . . well, yes. That is what I'm saying. At least until the driving improves.

Send 'em on over. And tell them to bite my driver until he improves.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Geese take protecting their family seriously. Like the Mafia seriously. You just have to respect that.

 

[The Moonshiner]

To the most annoying person in my class: Just because someone is looking at you does not mean you should give them your whole life story.

But was it an interesting life or no?
That makes a difference.

 

[Nabiki]

Geese take protecting their family seriously. Like the Mafia seriously. You just have to respect that.

Which is why I'm considering getting a few when my yard is secure enough to keep them in.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

But was it an interesting life or no?
That makes a difference.

I know a somebody like that! She'll tell you every ache, every pain, every person and doctor that didn't take her seriously, on and on infinitum and you're standing there wondering when she's going to stop and take a breath. ....

 

[Nabiki]

No! External factors such as temperature, pointy or round egg, etc, do NOT affect the gender of your chicks. Don't you think that if it did every single commercial hatchery out there would be using it?!

 

[tlcmurphy]

No! External factors such as temperature, pointy or round egg, etc, do NOT affect the gender of your chicks. Don't you think that if it did every single commercial hatchery out there would be using it?!

But certainly ACV will help…