Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

Grr. I was next to a truck at a red light once with his bass rocking the asphalt, windows down, so I thought, okay, two can play. So I cranked up my Beethoven as loud as it could go and rolled down my windows on his side and started rocking my head to the music. I saw him glance my way in alarm just before he rolled his windows up, lol, and then the light changed. Very satisfying.

 

[tripletfeb]

One time I was next to a car and we both had our windows down. The dude was on his phone and had it connected to his car through blu tooth. He had it so loud, I could hear his whole conversation. So I started responding to the person on the other line. They asked if the guy has spoken to grandma lately. I responded, "Yes. Grandma is fine and sends her love."
Other line:" How's work going?"
Me:"Ok I guess. Remember the jerk I was telling you about? I finally punched him in the throat"
The dude gave me a very dirty look and I told him that when he has the volume up so loud, it's no longer a private conversation. He promptly rolled his windows up

 

[BigBlueHen53]

You're a natural-born educator, Trip!

 

[tripletfeb]

Grr. I was next to a truck at a red light once with his bass rocking the asphalt, windows down, so I thought, okay, two can play. So I cranked up my Beethoven as loud as it could go and rolled down my windows on his side and started rocking my head to the music. I saw him glance my way in alarm just before he rolled his windows up, lol, and then the light changed. Very satisfying.

Love this!

 

[Sally PB]

So I cranked up my Beethoven as loud as it could go

Yes!!!!

Soprano arias are another good one!

 

[tlcmurphy]

 

[sourland]

I did not just rip a deer tick in half while trying to remove it from my abdomen.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I did not just rip a deer tick in half while trying to remove it from my abdomen.

Quickly apply DE and drink some ACV.

 

[sourland]

Quickly apply DE and drink some ACV.

On it immediately. Once had one cut out of my buttocks by my doctor. He had great fun with that at my expense.

 

[nuthatched]

On it immediately. Once had one cut out of my buttocks by my doctor. He had great fun with that at my expense.

Is it rude to laugh at that?