Things you wish you could say

[sourland]

Is it rude to laugh at that?
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"Braveheart" - after the 'mooning' scene, the Princess grabbed my leg and said: "All these years I thought it was alcoholism and insanity. You can't help yourself. It's in your DNA." The blood of William Wallace runs strong in my veins.

 

[tripletfeb]

I did not just rip a deer tick in half while trying to remove it from my abdomen.

My husband and son are deer hunting this weekend. Hubby said he shook out three ticks in the hotel bathroom last night

 

[notabitail]

Some idiot has their garbage blasting again. I can hear the loud bass all the way over here. Ow. My ears.

 

[nuthatched]

My husband and son are deer hunting this weekend. Hubby said he shook out three ticks in the hotel bathroom last night

Remember to *lovingly* hose down the menfolk before you let them in the house.

 

[sourland]

Remember to *lovingly* hose down the menfolk before you let them in the house.
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Please, do not e mail this to the Princess.

 

[tripletfeb]

Remember to *lovingly* hose down the menfolk before you let them in the house.
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I like the way you think

 

[notabitail]

Please, do not e mail this to the Princess.

What's her email?

/s

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Spray all their clothes BEFORE they go in the woods!

 

[nuthatched]

Please, do not e mail this to the Princess.

What's her email?

/s

[email protected]

 

[sourland]

[email protected]

How did you get that?