Things you wish you could say

[SourRoses]

I wish I could say, when you ask me questions, you believed my answers.
Or that, when I plead with you to stop asking questions, you would listen.
That when I suggest phrasing to to turn a question into a statement, you would listen.
Or that when I say "I don't know", you would leave it there, and not hound me.
I wish I could say, you know that you are the reason I have a complex about answering other people's questions.
I really, really wish I could say, that you never tell me I'm talking too much, usually within 30 seconds of your latest question.
Driving me to the crazy!

 

[Chixnbacn]

Stop telling me I dont need more chickens. I always do. The people who lived here before had 200 ducks and 200 chickens must have been awesome

 

[kattabelly]

I didn't drop my good work knife in an especially disgusting heap of broody poo.

 

[kattabelly]

I really don't need sadfaces, there was already a bit of grit in the hinge that I've been putting off dealing with for ages.

 

[RoyalChick]

I didn't drop my good work knife in an especially disgusting heap of broody poo.

I shouldn’t laugh, but who of us hasn’t been there?!