Things you wish you could say

[sourland]

Yes you are.

Poor guy....is losing it.

That happened long ago.

 

[Painted Calls]

Old, but Mom said getting old is not a sin - acting old is.

Mine says that you're only as old as you feel. That makes her 130 and me 70ish most days.

 

[Painted Calls]

No
I think that middle aged ship sails once you pick up granny as a nickname.

Boom Shaka Laka your a BOOMER

Damn kids.

 

[sourland]

Mine says that you're only as old as you feel. That makes her 130 and me 70ish most days.

Don't look in the mirror.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Don't look in the mirror.

No worries there.
By the time she makes it to the mirror she'll have forgotten why she went to that room in the first place.

 

[Painted Calls]

No worries there.
By the time she makes it to the mirror she'll have forgotten why she went to that room in the first place.

Don't you have a hearing aid appointment to be making?

 

[The Moonshiner]

Don't you have a hearing aid appointment to be making?

Hand grenades?
What would I need those for?

 

[Isadora]

Hand grenades?
What would I need those for?

I'm sure you would find a use for them.

 

[The Moonshiner]

True story.
Once my grandma wasn't hearing so well. My mother said "We need to put hearing aids on your glasses"
She quickly and angrily replied " You would like to blow my d@mn head off. Wouldn't you?"
Apparently she heard "hand grenades"

 

[chickentrains]

if you bring a 30 party group to a restaurant, call ahead.

Sincerely, your stressed-out food service friend.