Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

Good golly. If I do more than 25mph, it would try to destroy my car

Your dirt roads and their dirt roads are not the same though.

 

[Sussex19]

Your dirt roads and their dirt roads are not the same though.

I think thats the thing.
This is what ours looks like. (photo from google)
I do find it very annoying when people go very slowly, and then don't like it when one over takes them.

 

[Brooks_]

I think thats the thing.
This is what ours looks like. (photo from google)
I do find it very annoying when people go very slowly, and then don't like it when one over takes them.
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Smoother than my driveway.

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Smoother than my driveway.

Wait till it rains

 

[Brooks_]

Wait till it rains

Smooth. Slicker than greased goose poop?

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

Hello I'm back here with another amazing episode of "poultry swears"

Like for example when lil Timmy dropped the feed bin everywhere and caused a big problem he said "Son of a French Orpington wearing a zucchini as a hat" or when you try to get the eggs and the broody hen takes that personally and you say "Holy mother if Bantams that hurt so bad"

 

[Sally PB]

Your dirt roads and their dirt roads are not the same though.

62 mph (100 km) on the dirt/gravel roads around here would be a great way to break a spring. That's if you didn't spin out into the ditch or a tree first.

If only our dirt roads were that smooth... sigh.

 

[Sussex19]

Wait till it rains

Then one puts up 'no swimming or fishing in the potholes in this track' signs, although to be fair its more the roads that were sealed, rather then the dust roads that get that bad.

 

[sourland]

I wish I could say my AC did not die on 4th of July weekend.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I wish I could cuss out a so called “friend” for blocking me out of nowhere after 4-5 years the day we were supposed to meet up but that would only cause issues.