Things you wish you could say

[nuthatched]

It is to my great annoyance and regret that one cannot be reported for continuing to peddle misinformation and give incorrect advice.

Trying to be gracious since *I* usually get things wrong but I'm not unteachable and loony about it....

 

[Chicken poppy]

When i’m clearly pre-occupied, like reading a book and someone will not stop talking. I’d like to ask them if they have an off button.

 

[Nabiki]

When i’m clearly pre-occupied, like reading a book and someone will not stop talking. I’d like to ask them if they have an off button.

That has happened to me more times than I can count. I was in France sitting on a book and a guy would not stop hitting on me (I was 18 at the time). I finally had to tell him "Va t'en!" (Get lost) before he reluctantly went away.

 

[Amer]

That has happened to me more times than I can count. I was in France sitting on a book and a guy would not stop hitting on me (I was 18 at the time). I finally had to tell him "Va t'en!" (Get lost) before he reluctantly went away.

This is the funniest thing I've yet heard today
But still, sorry that happened to you

 

[Nabiki]

This is the funniest thing I've yet heard today
But still, sorry that happened to you

And I was obviously thinking faster than I was typing. I was sitting on a bench with a book. It was in southern France where the guys can be pretty insistent. I was traveling alone, so I got targeted a few times.

 

[R2elk]

And I was obviously thinking faster than I was typing. I was sitting on a bench with a book. It was in southern France where the guys can be pretty insistent. I was traveling alone, so I got targeted a few times.

Sounded better as sitting on a book to illustrate your diminutive size at the time.

 

[Amer]

Sounded better as sitting on a book to illustrate your diminutive size at the time.

I actually read "sitting on a book" as "sitting on a bus reading a book" so I guess my brain has a weird form of autocorrect.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I actually read "sitting on a book" as "sitting on a bus reading a book" so I guess my brain has a weird form of autocorrect.

I read it thinking it was some kind of expression meaning like really intensity getting into the book or something but then again what the hell do I know about reading books.

 

[Sally PB]

I would love to go back in time to various incidences in my past with the spine and nerve that I have now. Oh, my the things I would say and do...

 

[Brooks_]

I would love to go back in time to various incidences in my past with the spine and nerve that I have now. Oh, my the things I would say and do...