Things you wish you could say

[black_cat]

Peacoke sized.

So a peacock crossed with a coca cola can? Seems like a good proper amount, thank you

 

[ItsMeAmmie]

Oh, SO MANY THINGS! ...this one's gonna be fun!

 

[Kirkwooder]

They're chickens, if they come in the house it's for dinner.

 

[room onthebroom]

Peacoke sized.

Oh good. If you’d said in the pod I’d be really confused if you meant the fattys in the middle or the tiny ones in the corner, or the entire pod.

 

[black_cat]

"I have a real americana, the breeder/hatchery/feed store told me so!"
This is only annoying after it's been corrected as an easter egger like 17 times.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

BalderDash!

I once knew a child who would say that.
He loved that word so much.
Five years old... he's still alive now, years later, but I doubt that I'll ever be able to meet him in person again with out remembering his absolutely lovable little, "BA'DERDASH!"
Sweetest little boy.

 

[Kirkwooder]

If you value my opinion so little, why did you ask me for it?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Logic is a thing that exists. Just because you're mad and offended doesn't mean that you're right. Go suck up the fact that you're wrong at times, learn that life is in fact not all pleasant, so sorry, learn that you have to work to get something or at least put in an effort, and act like the effing adult that you are, da** it.
Oh, the people that I would like to say this to. Scream it to. BELLOW it to. While shaking them violently.

 

[333113]

My dad used to say to the mean roosters, "Be nice, or be dinner."
Too bad I can't say that to some of the others around here!

 

[sourland]

I wish I could say, "bulls!@#"

Very frequently to some of the balderdash.