Things you wish you could say

[Chuckie chicken]

I wish!

This is in response to the latest phone spam that I got. "This is our final attempt to reach you regarding..."

Who doesn't have a warrant out for their arrest these days?

 

[Brooks_]

Who doesn't have a warrant out for their arrest these days?

According to the message, I ONLY have serious allegations against me
No warrant.

 

[Chuckie chicken]

According to the message, I ONLY have serious allegations against me
No warrant.

Amateur.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I never push a button on a scam call. Who knows what pressing 1 actually authorizes them to do. I'm on no-call lists. When I say "hello," the call automatically disconnects now. I love it.

 

[Brooks_]

Amateur.

I'm an expert. Not enough proof.

 

[Chuckie chicken]

Can't talk now, I've gotta run out and pick up some itunes gift cards to finally get the Canadian IRS off my back!

 

[muddy75]

Probably. That's as far as I listened.

Maybe? I already have solar, but the scammers don't know that.

I love the ones about a warrant for my arrest

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I love the ones about a warrant for my arrest

Hmm. Have never gotten one of those... yet.

 

[KaleIAm]

Hmm. Have never gotten one of those... yet.

Oh just wait...

 

[RUNuts]

Anytime I get a phone call that I suspect is spam, I answer "County morgue. You kill em, we chill em"

What in hell do you want?
Devil speaking.

Grand central station, how May i direct your call?

You’re with which charity? Why yes, I do need your help. How much am i eligible for? Can you deliver it? I’m on my way to the casino.