Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

I thought traffic signs were just a recommendation?

Aaron

I legit had someone tell me that the white lines around the stop sign meant optional. And they were serious

There’s a joke here that stop signs just mean slow to 5 MPH and roll through unless there’s a car or a cop I don’t do that though lol also while trying to find a meme about it, I found this stop sign in Salem MA that apparently literally nobody stops at and it’s gone viral

 

[Chuckie chicken]

In the DR motorcycles are everywhere, and they (think) they are exempt from stop signs, red lights, and driving on the right side of the road! It took about 3 weeks before I found out that it's actually a law that riders where helmets, lol! I'd say less than 5% actually do! License plates? Who needs em?

 

[Chuckie chicken]

Sorry, I'm derailing. Things I wish I could say?

¡Oye amigo, enciende esa cosa!

or...

Hey buddy, get a headlight on that thing!

 

[muddy75]

Oh my gosh! this one was like in a parking lot and they were in a hurry to be first in the fast food line so much so they were willing to nearly plow into me lmfao I had to actually stop for the one cause he was already through it basically (at pretty good speed I might add) and NOT stopping even though I had the right of way second one ALMOST went through it but I refused to stop this time lol so they finally did. Right before they hit me. idiots lol also whenever we have a storm and the traffic lights go out, some people literally just fly right through them without even looking, stopping, slowing down, or anything. At 4 way intersections I might add. I swear some of these people are trying to get hurt or something.

Gotta make sure we use our insurance for the year

 

[ShrekDawg]

Gotta make sure we use our insurance for the year

It must be!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What color or pattern is the front bunny?

I've seen plenty of solids and brokens at that age, so I recognize all the rest, but I've never had one that looked like that. Maybe a Harlequin?

Bunnies? I thought they were piglets!

 

[EmmaRainboe]

I thought traffic signs were just a recommendation?

Aaron

They only apply to the locals.

 

[Ascholten]

I din't see no's stop sign occifer, I was looking at ma phone texting my BFF a seilfie I just tooks. I hads to gits thru fast ya sees, that moron was honkin his horn at me while I drove past that thingie back thare with them cars and my bff could not hear what i was sayin and i wanted to gits a better view cause there was this stupid big red almost circly with sides on it thing ruining the view of the tubby mart so i went forward. Oh can you take a picture of me by that rolled over car?

 

[Ascholten]

In a way, it kind of reminds me of watching people pull up to the boat ramp in the afternoon.

Afternoon - you know...

That time of day AFTER they been out on the water drinking all day and didn't catch any fish? We probably could start a thread / forum or two just on morons AT the boat ramp, both going and coming.

Which reminds me... and to keep on topic...

DUDE, unpack your $#^% in the parking lot, NOT on the $%# ramp you $%^$#@#

Aaron

 

[416bigbore]

The OP is too funny and enjoyed reading through all the posts.

My vent is this...... Show me a dumb animal and I will show you a stupid owner!