Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

It's incredible how crap a human being you are, dude. You dropped 3 large sheets of glass in the middle of a travel lane, got out, looked at it, and then drove off. You suck so badly.

(Guy driving a truck loaded down with large sheets of glass was drifting into the lane next to him, swerved back, and dumped some of this load in the road. Then just left. I hope someone got the number on the side of his truck and called it in, because that dude's an a**hat.)

 

[Nabiki]

Olivia Newton-John is alive and well.





Dang it! Last week, Nichelle Nichols, this week, Olivia Newton-John.

 

[tripletfeb]

Olivia Newton-John is alive and well.





Dang it! Last week, Nichelle Nichols, this week, Olivia Newton-John.

Dang it Bee! Such sad news

 

[R2elk]

Olivia Newton-John is alive and well.





Dang it! Last week, Nichelle Nichols, this week, Olivia Newton-John.

Vin Scully also last week. At least he was 94.

 

[nuthatched]

The fast lane isn't for going the speed limit, you lousy, law-abiding freak!

 

[Stacaroni]

Sorry not to be the one to tell you this but you're an idiot.

 

[Painted Calls]

Sorry not to be the one to tell you this but you're an idiot.

Can I have this one too?

X2

 

[Stacaroni]

Can I have this one too?

X2

Absolutely! Idiots all around!

 

[Painted Calls]

Absolutely! Idiots all around!

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Nobody understands your plain text sarcasm! At the very least add an eye roll emoji