Things you wish you could say

[Stacaroni]

From Wikipedia: Karen is a pejorative term for a white woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal. The term is often portrayed in memes depicting white women who use their white privilege to demand their own way.

Oh right. Gotcha.

 

[Sally PB]

I wish I could say, "I feel wide awake and want to cook a delicious dinner." But I don't want to lie. I can barely keep my eyes open and it's only 5:30. Dinner is whatever you want to make for yourself, DH.

 

[Brooks_]

I'm trying to figure out if I need to start ordering a burger as a cheeseburger without cheese.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I'm trying to figure out if I need to start ordering a burger as a cheeseburger without cheese.

Depends on where you go

 

[BDutch]

Saying: “Nee dat doe ik niet, want ik heb daar geen zin in! |”
Meaning: “No I don't, because I don't feel like it!”

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

At fast food restaurant, I order a half dozen hamburgers. The cashier asked me three times how many I wanted before I told her, "just gimme six."

Reminds me of a couple years ago when I was calling in to schedule some extra cockerels I'd hatched to be processed. I told the woman three times that I had some cockerels I needed processed and she kept saying 'some what?' Finally, I just said roosters, I have roosters to process, and she finally got it. Bear in mind these are farming folk who run the place. You'd think they would know what a cockerel was.

 

[Miami Leghorn]

Insanity rules!

Hubby was traveling through PA. Stopped at a drive-thru for coffee. He drinks it black.

He said, “coffee-black”. Pulls up to the window. Cashier says “I will give it to you this time, but next time, order it as coffee, no cream, no sugar.”

She wasn’t kidding.

What he should say when he goes back again is order the coffee the same way,"Coffee black... just like I like my men"..

Sit back and watch her head explode processing that one...

 

[Isadora]

My sister's name is Karen and she has no issue whatsoever with the Karen stuff.
Just food for thought

My MIL is Karen and is the nicest lady on this planet. She told me it doesn't bother her at all.

 

[tripletfeb]

My MIL is Karen and is the nicest lady on this planet. She told me it doesn't bother her at all.

My mil is Sallie and she is the devil. I vote we change the bad name from Karen to Sallie

 

[Nabiki]

I'm trying to figure out if I need to start ordering a burger as a cheeseburger without cheese.

They would love that. They charge more for cheeseburgers.