Things you wish you could say

[Pampered chicken girl]

The mystery show is idiotic....ain't nobody that dumb

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Skip leaving a message and just blow it up with constant phone calls.
That's what I'd do.

Third thing we agree on

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Thank you for having a BYC account for 10 years and deciding that a bad nutritional post would be a good first post.

”You’re welcome ” would be what I would say if I was that person .
But thankfully, I am not.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Girls are drama.

*many*

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Oh how I wish I could say:
Just answer the question that was asked! Your answer was completely unrelated to the posters question.
Nobody asked you to expound on your limited understanding of simple physical properties of matter. The unrequested and grossly inaccurate yammering earns you the internet moron badge of the day. Good work professor! You impressed zero people with your reasoning skills.

 

[Aunt Angus]

Wish I could say "EFF YOU!" to myriad deserving people.

 

[RUNuts]

Wish I could say "EFF YOU!" to myriad deserving people.

I wish they'd understand why and feel bad about it.

But I'm a dreamer and people are stupid.

 

[Isadora]

People like you are the reason I hate using craigslist!

 

[BelovedBirds]

This is a thread to vent in. No names, no identifying information.

For example,
"If you don't want to be called lazy, try not being lazy."

Edit to add a couple more rules. Remember that we're in a public forum, so let's keep sensitive topics out of this thread. No politics, no religion, etc.

This isn't quite what you're going for, but when I was annoyed with my ex I'd tell him to "go run around a door."
It was the most stupid random... insult? I've ever come up with. Took him a solid minute to figure it out he found it funny, and the confused laughter broke the annoyance.

 

[RUNuts]

This isn't quite what you're going for, but when I was annoyed with my ex I'd tell him to "go run around a door."
It was the most stupid random... insult? I've ever come up with. Took him a solid minute to figure it out he found it funny, and the confused laughter broke the annoyance.

When the kids were in High School, their sense of humor took a perverse turn. A popular insult became, "You, sir, are a damp lampshade", said in a British accent with a peculiar air of superiority that only comes with a British accent.

When asked to explain, I got a "we don't know, but it sounds bad." Followed by laughter.

Not saying all daughters are evil but my wife's Grandmother's daughters are all evil. I've got proof. All of them. Seems to run in the family.