Things you wish you could say

[R2elk]

Maybe I'm old, but I remember when that was a type of fishing....I guess it still is.

Trolling among other things can mean "fishing for a fight".

 

[tripletfeb]

Hey, leave @TheDawg out of this.

 

[tripletfeb]

Reminds me of Mom.

I'd say, "hey, ..."
She'd say, "is for horses and not for starting conversations."

Hey is for horses big and strong. You can't be a horse because your ears are too long! Thanks, Mom

There is a thread "I know these are turkeys" that the people wanted to know what kind of turkeys they were and the photos were of guineas.

I remember that one well

 

[Kiki]

@nuthatched !!!;!!!!!!!!&-+'$7:447';-#3$##';

 

[Kiki]

I just lost it.
I shorted out.

 

[Sally PB]

"Hey is for horses, straw is cheaper, grass is free." That went around our school forever.

 

[nuthatched]

@nuthatched !!!;!!!!!!!!&-+'$7:447';-#3$##';

Did I do something or is this a recent mutual interest?

 

[Nabiki]

Our pets live forever, or at least as long as we do.

https://flic.kr/p/3PFrdu

 

[Nabiki]

My <insert animal> is sick. Help!!!

That's like saying, "My computer doesn't work right, fix it."

Seriously, I don't know anyone here who is an actual mind reader, so please give enough information to start diagnosing the problem!

 

[nuthatched]

My <insert animal> is sick. Help!!!

That's like saying, "My computer doesn't work right, fix it."

Seriously, I don't know anyone here who is an actual mind reader, so please give enough information to start diagnosing the problem!

I actually prefer that to the long and hairy backstory full of everything but the necessary info.
"My Chicken princess Blueberry XII is sick she's gray and we got her at my second cousins farm store at the corner of sycamore and park as a tiny chick 3 weeks after my great aunt mildred died, and right before our barn was ran over by a tornado and she's been acting funny. We dressed her up in little dresses, tiaras and wigs and she has an Instagram profile for her you should check it out when you're done fixing her, she has, like, 30 followers. She goes on rides with us on our harleys in a milk crate. She's never been sick like this.
Please help!"