Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

My original calico, Harlie, the mother of my current calicos, was nuts but sweet. She'd play hide n seek and tag. Her daughters are of the same ilk. Smart little critters they are.

We found a mixed dog we wanted from a shelter down south, $400

Oh wow that’s crazy!

 

[Brooks_]

Oh wow that’s crazy!

Think of the bank you could get for Brew.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Think of the bank you could get for Brew.

Trueeeee but I could never!

 

[R2elk]

Most boys are nasty. That’s all I can say.

Yep

 

[R2elk]

You would know cause you’re a guy lol

And I live alone.

 

[nuthatched]

I clean the men's bathroom at work...I'm about about to replace the urinal with a stump and throw down horse mats and sweet pdz....
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO GET PEE ON WALL BEHIND YOU?!

 

[Nabiki]

Most boys are nasty. That’s all I can say.

Well, this one got an eviction notice.

 

[sourland]

Most boys are nasty. That’s all I can say.

If you are unable to hit the urinal, go and sit on the toilet when you pee.

 

[Ponypoor]

Wish I could say:

‘Please go to the feed store, and grocery store, will you?’

(But who would listen if I asked?)

 

[sourland]

Excuses are just that - excuses.