Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

I had to look up ELI5, ironic huh?

But you'll never forget it, and will always remember doing it when trying to make people understand things as simply as possible.

 

[sourland]

In this case, it was because I finally managed to get said moron and a vendor on the same meeting and had the vendor ELI5 to the moron.

But of course I'm the bad guy because I never made this known.

Except I did. And I have a special folder full of the emails I've sent starting in Feb of 2022 about it. Welcome to the bus, Chuck.

Document, document, document - when dealing with stupid/dishonest people - smart man I knew you were a 'winner'.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Document, document, document - when dealing with stupid/dishonest people - smart man I knew you were a 'winner'.

I get paid to snatch victory from the snarling jaws of ineptitude around here. I'm well-versed in CYA.

 

[Nabiki]

People uniformly get stupider over the weekend. Except me of course

A long time ago at my first IT job, there was a girl (I can't call anyone this immature a woman) who called in every. single. Monday. because she forgot her password. Apparently she would party so hard on the weekends that she forgot everything that happened in the last week.

 

[Sally PB]

I truly wish I could say that my neighbor was not dying of heart failure.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I truly wish I could say that my neighbor was not dying of heart failure.

 

[fluffycrow]

I truly wish I could say that my neighbor was not dying of heart failure.

I'm so sorry to hear that

 

[Sally PB]

She might have 6-12 months, they said.

Why is it always the favorite ones?

 

[ShrekDawg]

She might have 6-12 months, they said.

Why is it always the favorite ones?

That’s sad. I’m sorry

 

[fluffycrow]

She might have 6-12 months, they said.

Why is it always the favorite ones?

I'm so so sorry to hear that, Sally. It's not fair to have such little time with good friends