My sisters make me laugh. They work really demanding jobs that get them sweaty and dirty, but they still spend 30+ minutes every morning putting on makeup. I asked them before if they wore makeup to attract a guy at work, they both said no, and I not so lovingly pointed out that it was stupid to smear the gross goop all over their faces before going to work, whether or not there were attractive guys there. Like, why!? Why do you need to "look and feel pretty" to go to a job that you hate, with people that you hate, only to come home and have your eye goop making it look like you spent the day getting punched in the face? And that crap is not cheap! They spend hundreds of dollars every few months to slather it on like clowns. A lot of people tell me that I should wear makeup, and I always tell them that if I want to paint myself up like Bozo, then I will join the circus.