Things you wish you could say

Pics
Date sort Score sort
I'm not tempted to dump a pile of feathers and quail guts in the yard of the neighbour that I'm pretty sure vandalized my greenhouse.

"You found quail remains in your yard? Oh, my poor bird. It must have been one of the ones that got out when the vandal opened all of my pens and propped the greenhouse open to make sure they could get out!"
 
Nabiki said:
I'm not tempted to dump a pile of feathers and quail guts in the yard of the neighbour that I'm pretty sure vandalized my greenhouse.

"You found quail remains in your yard? Oh, my poor bird. It must have been one of the ones that got out when the vandal opened all of my pens and propped the greenhouse open to make sure they could get out!"
Click to expand...
I have a better suggestion…

Egg and TP her house.
 
AMM10 said:
I have a better suggestion…

Egg and TP her house.
Click to expand...
Maybe a bunch of feathers and a foot? That seems even more plausible...

Your suggestion takes too much time and is too likely to be caught. A quick toss and my plan is done. Not that I actually plan to do it, I'm just pissed off at the pettiness, damage, and loss of my celadon line. I helped this @#$@ get her car unstuck when she tried to drive it in the snow. She didn't even say "thank you" when she drove off.







Okay, I'm done with mean thoughts. For now, at least.
 
FunClucks said:
Yeah, we got about 7 minutes of a tornado siren yesterday, a fair bit of wind then - nothing. It didn't even rain. Schools got out at noon to prepare for the bad weather supposed to happen around 5pm and it didn't even rain. THE WEATHER PEOPLE GOT IT WRONG!!! My Cessna pilot husband can predict the weather better than the people on the news station!!! Not a big surprise, but still. It irks me how everyone gets all worked up for usually nothing. But if I say anything or fail to prepare, I could be UNSAFE!
Click to expand...
News station does what news stations do best: provoke fear.
 
Nabiki said:
Maybe a bunch of feathers and a foot? That seems even more plausible...

Your suggestion takes too much time and is too likely to be caught. A quick toss and my plan is done. Not that I actually plan to do it, I'm just pissed off at the pettiness, damage, and loss of my celadon line. I helped this @#$@ get her car unstuck when she tried to drive it in the snow. She didn't even say "thank you" when she drove off.







Okay, I'm done with mean thoughts. For now, at least.
Click to expand...
The way I see it…

It’s eye for an eye, mate.
 

Similar threads

casportpony
    • Love
Open Contest Official BYC Article Writing Contest - #25
Replies
2
Views
450
casportpony
casportpony
BYC Project Manager
    • Love
Open Contest Official BYC Coop Page Contest #16
Replies
9
Views
7K
Debbie292d
Debbie292d
laura29532
    • Sad
    • Wow
    • Love
people will surprise you.!
2 3
Replies
24
Views
5K
2 Acres
2
Debbie292d
    • Love
BYC's 2026 Valentine's Day Hatch-Along
8 9 10
Replies
99
Views
3K
redinator
redinator
casportpony
    • Like
Ended Official BYC Article Writing Contest - #24
6 7 8
Replies
75
Views
15K
Debbie292d
Debbie292d

New posts New threads Active threads

Back
Top Bottom