Things you wish you could say

[Brooks_]

The solution to your problem is fairly evident and has been offered by several people. Since you don't choose to follow the advice given, I would suggest you dispose of all of the animals that you own. There is a fine line between ignorance and abuse, and you have crossed it.

I would add- And don't have children.

 

[sourland]

Did you really just ask what a profile view is? I give up.

 

[notabitail]

Did you really just ask what a profile view is? I give up.

What's a profile view?

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Wish I could say

"You are an idiot and a moron and clearly don't understand basic math, which is disturbing as people's lives are in your hands. But if you really want to take your grievance to the next level, go right ahead. The public humiliation you are setting yourself up for will be entertaining to watch. You're also a b**** Have a nice day!"

 

[sourland]

I did not just drop a pyrex baking dish on the granite counter, and it did not just explode into 10,000 pieces. That dish was a favorite, but my contortions trying to save it and its lid were 'America's Home Videos' worthy.

 

[RUNuts]

I did not just drop a pyrex baking dish on the granite counter, and it did not just explode into 10,000 pieces. That dish was a favorite, but my contortions trying to save it and its lid were 'America's Home Videos' worthy.

I sympathize with you. Would you consider re-enacting it with a videographer?

Mom's cast iron griddle just cracked on the new induction stove with a loud gunshot. I jumped. I smiled every time I made pancakes and thought of her. I will use one of her other cast iron pans and smile.

We might have pancakes for supper tonight.

 

[notabitail]

I did not just drop a pyrex baking dish on the granite counter, and it did not just explode into 10,000 pieces. That dish was a favorite, but my contortions trying to save it and its lid were 'America's Home Videos' worthy.

Scrape all the pieces of it together, and save it.

 

[notabitail]

I sympathize with you. Would you consider re-enacting it with a videographer?

Mom's cast iron griddle just cracked on the new induction stove with a loud gunshot. I jumped. I smiled every time I made pancakes and thought of her. I will use one of her other cast iron pans and smile.

We might have pancakes for supper tonight.

Both of you can reenact it. Just pay the fees for me to come out and film you. Cost of transport is included in fees.

 

[sourland]

Scrape all the pieces of it together, and save it.

Trust me it really shattered into 10,000 pieces. There is no saving.

 

[notabitail]

Trust me it really shattered into 10,000 pieces. There is no saving.

Then get the pieces you can, and put them in a container on a shelf so you can look over and remember your pan.