Things you wish you could say

[HorseGirlAbby]

There isn’t a mosquito stuck in my room that’s already bit me twice and is going in for the kill a third time

 

[BigBlueHen53]

There isn’t a mosquito stuck in my room that’s already bit me twice and is going in for the kill a third time

Spank her! (Only the females bite.)

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Spank her! (Only the females bite.)

I coulda sworn I squashed her little self flat, but no,

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

I coulda sworn I squashed her little self flat, but no,

 

[Kiki]

I wish my new phone was here now.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I wish my new phone was here now.

What did you get, Keeks?

 

[MROO]

I'll bet you're wrong. Their doctor probably did.

Either that or she's smarter than the average bear! (Uh-oh, that dates me, doesn't it? )

 

[MROO]

Quit digging that hole

I've actually been able to say that line pretty frequently ... not that many middle-schoolers actually understand it ...

 

[azurbanclucker]

You REEK. Really badly. Guess why I have that door open. And guess why I don't go in your room much.

That's one you should probably mention.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Quote: You REEK...

Odo-Ban is a wonderful (and to my mind, necessary) additive to every wash load. It's a liquid and Home Depot carries it in their cleaning supplies aisle. A couple of ounces in every wash cycle does an amazing job of eliminating body odor as well as that funky, musty, "dirty dishrag" smell clothes can get in a high-humidity environment. I wouldn't wash without it! Oh, and it doesn't give your clothes that overpowering, artificial, chemically flowery smell some of those detergents and add-in granules do! My DIL turned me on to it when she was studying for her RN degree, and was doing a rotation in a nursing home - they used it in every load of laundry there, she said. I've used it ever since. Nobody reeks in my house, lol!