Things you wish you could say

[talkinboutchickens]

Your chickens not laying is normal.
You cannot make them lay.
THEY ARE NOT MACHINES, they need breaks.

Period.

 

[thecatumbrella]

Your chickens not laying is normal.
You cannot make them lay.
THEY ARE NOT MACHINES, they need breaks.

That's when the rooster will lay to fill the quota.
/sarcasm

Haven't seen a hermaphrodite rooster post in a while, sadly.

 

[RoyalChick]

I wasn’t bitten by a yellow jacket. Again. And it doesn’t hurt or itch, and it isn’t swelling up the size of a baseball again!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Your chickens not laying is normal.
You cannot make them lay.
THEY ARE NOT MACHINES, they need breaks.

So... rebooting is not the answer?
Chickens are so difficult.

 

[thecatumbrella]

I wasn’t bitten by a yellow jacket. Again. And it doesn’t hurt or itch, and it isn’t swelling up the size of a baseball again!

Is this happening at home? Or when you're out and about? You have the worst luck!

 

[thecatumbrella]

So... rebooting is not the answer?
Chickens are so difficult.

Technically, broodiness is a reboot?

 

[RoyalChick]

Is this happening at home? Or when you're out and about? You have the worst luck!

This one was in the kitchen. I was filling my water bottle and I heard a buzzing.
Somehow it got inside my shirt and then it panicked and stung me.
Only one sting this time so not as bad as the four under my chin from a few weeks ago but still painful and I have to go for surgery tomorrow and you just know the anesthesiologist is going to ask what that big lump is!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Technically, broodiness is a reboot?

Leghorns here. I know nothing about broodiness