Things you wish you could say

[FrostRanger]

"Get back to work, freeloaders!"

"OK, we'll give you enough feathers for a lifetime's worth of pillows!"

 

[tripletfeb]

Give up or get up! Your alarm has been going off for two and a half hours now, and you just keep hitting snooze!

 

[AntiqueB]

My friend's mother really did that to her!

 

[notabitail]

Page 1700!

 

[ClickityChick123]

Stop saying "like" and "um" 20 times a sentence!

 

[MROO]

But they're molting!

Not the chickens ... PEOPLE!

 

[nuthatched]

Not the chickens ... PEOPLE!

How do you feel about tasers? Perhaps they need physical incentive.

 

[notabitail]

Stop saying "like" and "um" 20 times a sentence!

Like, um, would you, like, stop, um, complaining, um?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Like, um, would you, like, stop, um, complaining, um?

Right? And,
I know, right?
Ya know?

 

[CombNWattles]

Nurse asks me how tall i am….i say i used to be 5’8”. Now im shorter…i know because my pants have gotten longer…

I wish MY pants would get longer… the cuffs are ridiculously short so I just roll them up. I want my carhartts, but I left them at home…