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"OK, we'll give you enough feathers for a lifetime's worth of pillows!""Get back to work, freeloaders!"
Give up or get up! Your alarm has been going off for two and a half hours now, and you just keep hitting snooze!
My friend's mother really did that to her!
Not the chickens ... PEOPLE!But they're molting!
How do you feel about tasers? Perhaps they need physical incentive.Not the chickens ... PEOPLE!
Like, um, would you, like, stop, um, complaining, um?Stop saying "like" and "um" 20 times a sentence!
Right? And,Like, um, would you, like, stop, um, complaining, um?
I wish MY pants would get longer… the cuffs are ridiculously short so I just roll them up. I want my carhartts, but I left them at home…Nurse asks me how tall i am….i say i used to be 5’8”. Now im shorter…i know because my pants have gotten longer…![]()