Things you wish you could say

We are "thermodynamically incompatible,"
Definitely describes hubby and I, but as we are coming up to our 50th wedding anniversary by Christmas 2026 must be doing something right. :)
He has the overhead fan on (fine by me, it blows moderately down on to us then out. But he has the strong window mounted one that comes in across him then across me. 🐻‍❄️
I don't like those kinds of fan (the small desktop ones). They're too loud.
 
"Dear Vendor,

You are the stupid. Please read your own email and the confirmation I replied with verifying you are the stupid. Then do what we asked you to do or find someone in your org who is not the stupid today."

Because I'm nice, though, what I sent was

"I followed the instructions you provided in your last email, including validating via the links you provided.

I cannot tell you why "it's not showing up for you", but here is a screen grab showing that I am, in fact, correctly logged in and the functions we paid for are indeed unavailable (greyed out). I have also attached the completed purchase order from your accounting team verifying we made this purchase in December, with the entitlement ID's that were supplied to us for this functionality.

If you cannot correct this, please escalate to someone who can. I needed this functionality available Feb. 1, and we are now behind schedule on a production release.

Cordially,

(me)"


scared paul GIF
 
You didn't laughingly imply I couldn't learn to wire some things together without burning the house down.

I mean, Mr. Big Electrical Engineer in the family, that IS why I reached out to you to chat about the project and see if you had advice.
I told you I was reading a dense book about it.
I'm obviously not out there playing "what do these do?", so why'd you have to be so condescending?
People without fancy degrees learn this stuff all the time. Thanks for not believing in me.
* But since you're going into the hospital I figured it's no time to protest and changed the subject. Hmpf.
 
You didn't laughingly imply I couldn't learn to wire some things together without burning the house down.

I mean, Mr. Big Electrical Engineer in the family, that IS why I reached out to you to chat about the project and see if you had advice.
I told you I was reading a dense book about it.
I'm obviously not out there playing "what do these do?", so why'd you have to be so condescending?
People without fancy degrees learn this stuff all the time. Thanks for not believing in me.
* But since you're going into the hospital I figured it's no time to protest and changed the subject. Hmpf.
Get a YouTube University degree. That's what my siblings call it if you watch a few videos on the subject and actually do it right.
 

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