Things you wish you could say

[FrostRanger]

Dude, you severely overreacted to a non issue, he tried reaching out and you wouldn't say what was wrong and now you're butthurt. What do you want? We can't read your mind and you were in the wrong with how you reacted. I don't even know....

 

[MROO]

Dude, you severely overreacted to a non issue, he tried reaching out and you wouldn't say what was wrong and now you're butthurt. What do you want? We can't read your mind and you were in the wrong with how you reacted. I don't even know....

Dude, THIS is how molehills become mountains!

 

[Nabiki]

Seriously Amazon GPS? You want me to go overland (no road) through snow and ice to the next destination? In a Honda Civic? I'll listen to Google maps, thank you very much.

 

[thecatumbrella]

Silence can be an answer, but I consider it rude.

 

[notabitail]

Seriously Amazon GPS? You want me to go overland (no road) through snow and ice to the next destination? In a Honda Civic? I'll listen to Google maps, thank you very much.

Google Maps:
"Next, turn left onto Military Base Road. It may be a restricted area, but who cares"

 

[Sally PB]

Just once, the GPS thingie should say, "Face, it. You're lost. Stop and ask for directions, because I don't have a clue."

 

[notabitail]

Just once, the GPS thingie should say, "Face, it. You're lost. Stop and ask for directions, because I don't have a clue."

Yah it should.

Sometimes I'll straight up look at a map, give directions that clearly are the most direct, get asked to check GPS, and usually it's about the same amount of time for a few extra confusing turns.

 

[RoyalChick]

Google Maps has my driveway labeled as a real road that is a shortcut to somewhere (it isn’t). I sometimes emerge from the chicken coop to someone looking very confused as the driveway ends at the chicken coop!
I submitted a change to Google but never heard back from them.

 

[kattabelly]

Last week in England, GPS sent an Amazon van onto the Broomway (semi-unmarked footpath over tidal mudflats, to an island that's used as a firing range: risks include drowning, getting swept out to sea then drowning, getting stuck in the mud then drowning, getting blown up by unexploded ordnance, getting partially blown up by unexploded ordnance then drowning...)

Sure I read somewhere that the driver even phoned Amazon when something didn't seem right, and got told they should definitely follow the GPS.

 

[Nabiki]

Google Maps:
"Next, turn left onto Military Base Road. It may be a restricted area, but who cares"

Funny, I used to do DoorDash, and sometimes people at the military base would order. Google maps did NOT know where it was, and I assumed it was kept off of Google maps for security reasons.

Google Maps has my driveway labeled as a real road that is a shortcut to somewhere (it isn’t). I sometimes emerge from the chicken coop to someone looking very confused as the driveway ends at the chicken coop!
I submitted a change to Google but never heard back from them.

If you submit the change on Google Maps, you won't hear back, but in a few weeks/months, the change will just happen. I had to add my house to Google maps because it was new construction, and my address kept taking people to the other side of the freeway when they put it in. I did it proactively before the house was actually completed, so I only had one package not make it to my house.