This chicken is not dead

[MROO]

It looks as if they are planted.

Is that how to plant chicken fodder? I've been doing it all wrong!

 

[janiedoe]

The sun is out and it feels like spring. Its the perfect time to play dead.

 

[LaurenRitz]

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I don't think that's a chicken.

 

[N F C]

The sun is out and it feels like spring. Its the perfect time to play dead. View attachment 4296102View attachment 4296103

Pure kitty bliss

 

[BlindLemonChicken]

I swear this isn’t what it looks like…

 

[janiedoe]

I don't think that's a chicken.

She doesn't think so either; heaven forbid she had to stay outdoors!

 

[janiedoe]

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I swear this isn’t what it looks like…

Omg! That's a real heart stopper!

 

[MROO]

I don't think that's a chicken.

Do NOT tell that to the cat. The poor thing's already having an identity crisis and you don't want to negate all that therapy!

 

[MROO]

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I swear this isn’t what it looks like…

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!
This pick is hands-down the best "Not Dead" pic, so far ... if only because of the double whammy of the pose and the wheel! "Heartstopper" doesn't come close!

 

[tlcmurphy]

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I swear this isn’t what it looks like…

You need crime scene tape..,