This is applicable in how many states, I wonder?

[Oregon Blues]

The weddings aren't nearly so wild, but are often done on horseback. No dairy princess but lots of rodeo queens. Drinking while hunting is severely frowned on. Drinking is done while fishing, not hunting. And deer are NOT jack lighted.

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

*hangs head*


I knew them all......but must confess, the "r" in wash - I never came across until I moved to Washington State. There it seems like most natives from eastern Washington do add an R to warsh.



Orchid - did you attend my brother's wedding?

As those were spot on, and yes, he was married in Minnasoda.

 

[hiker125]

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I think that there is a difference between rural southern and rural northern.....

 

[Orchid]

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Oh, I think you misunderstood. It's legal to shine for deer as long as it's not hunting season, people do it just to look at them all the time.

And no one I know personally drinks while hunting.

Horsefeathers NZ - I am sure I have attended many weddings just like your brother's!

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Washing a load of cloths is normally called "doing a rubbing of cloths" here.

 

[Orchid]

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Really?!

It's like a whole different language.

 

[cameron]

Doing a rubbing don't have much to do with laundry here.

Corn is a noun, verb and a drink here.

Family reunions are the best places to look for single girls.

We have signs around our community pools that say that horses are not allowed in pool area.

 

[Orchid]

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Love it.

 

[ChickiKat]

I am from Kansas and I knew all of those.....

 

[StupidBird]

I grew up North but all my grown life is here in Georgia!

Instead of Polka, they call it Cloggin' . . . just as incomprehensible to me.

If your corn is only knee-high by the Fourth of July, you were pretty lazy this spring.

The bride and groom are to be found in Walmart, not bar-hopping, in more rural areas (HELLO, COUSIN DAN!)

In Georgia, there is only GREEN farm machinery. sometimes there is blue, but those are folks from the city playing at farming on weekends



You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding. Or christmas. Or any get together

*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair. Especially in Putnam county

*Football schedules, hunting season are all taken into consideration before ANY dates are set.

*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend to the new indoor gun range - it's open til 9pm Fri and Sat!

*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.

*You have driven your car in the nearest body of water

*You can make sense of "go past the Big Chicken," "The Fox" and "po po."

*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one walmart

*The local gas station sells live bait and BBQ.

*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.

*You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday! Local restaurants and other small businesses close. Also Turkey season.