This is just wrong?

[sourland]

Sounds like that at least in their case they proved their point.

 

[Criskin]

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This one drives me crazy! I've been called "fat" three times in my life...once in high school, once right after and once in college. None of them actually said it to my face but I was told by mutual acquaintances who thought it was funny because at my largest I was a size 6 when these comments were made. Ironically all three comments came from girls and in all but one case the girl who said it was bigger than me! You'd think people would be a little nicer to one another!

 

[Dunkopf]

Maybe they had just dyed their hair blond and were doing the now I'm a dumb blond routine.

 

[Q9]

This is a little off the topic, but it's still a stupidly funny conversation. This was between two girls at the lion enclosure at the zoo:

Girl 1: They have any baby tigers in there?

Girl 2: No, you need a man tiger for that.

Girl 1: *With an air of authority and intelligence, points to the male lion* Then what's that with all the fur around its neck?

Girl 2: *Humiliated silence*

I'm not sure whether to

or

or

, or maybe even

. Probably the best choice:

 

[Bantimna]

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I think I'll go with

a "man" tiger!

 

[buffbuttercup]

much like barbara the barred rock's 'manchicken'! i named my rooster manchicken after barbara's boyfriend. it's been so long since i've read that thread i forgot his real name....reggie?
i work in retail - i hear idiotic comments all day long

i sell specialty cheese and after telling a lady about some sheeps' milk cheese she recoiled, "sheep make MILK?!?" yes mam, they're a mammal....wow. just....wow. lol.

 

[Bantimna]

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That reminds me of when I told my 4 year old cousin that hens don't produce milk, she always thought they produced milk, and eggs are from hens milk. Offtopic, but I do really like sheep milk.

 

[justbugged]

I have often told people that I am really a blonde in disguise. I for a number of years I had dyed my hair naturally dark blonde hair red. At the moment I am almost back to my natural color, so I guess things are now self evident. I love a good blonde joke. I often find it a good excuse good too hide behind.

 

[buffbuttercup]

sheeps' milk makes the best cheeeeese

lol@'hensmilk'.

 

[Moabite]

If you can't make fun of yourself, you definitely shouldn't make fun of others. This is why I laugh so hard at my own jokes!