Hello, I would like to share some really important information with all of you.
Did you know that the moon is actually made of green cheese?
I have been looking at the moon carefully for many years, and it is clear to me that this is fact.
Not only is my belief supported by hard evidence, even more significantly, I just have a gut feeling that this is true.
For those of you who doubt my opinion, let me provide some initial evidence:
If you examine the moon on a regular basis, you will note its white appearance.
How could it therefore be made of rock? Even though white rocks certainly exist, if you have a big pile of rocks, generally they are not primarily white, and do not therefore give an overall impression of whiteness.
Therefore, it is clear that the moon is actually made up of a dairy product.
I would be happy to provide additional proof if any of you are not yet convinced. Many people agree with my opinion on this.
Also, I would be very happy to discuss my most significant discovery to date; the earth is actually flat!
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