LOL You sound like me. Mine looked in my bator on Sunday, came downstairs and says "ARE THOSE DUCK EGGS UP THERE?!!?" (He's not a big fan of ducks.) He says the quacking wakes him up, although he can sleep through the TV blaring just fine. We are building a new big pasture for them far away from the bedroom window so noise won't be an issue anyway. Anyhow, he said "Please no more buying duck eggs." So...I'm sneaking down to Boondockers to pick up my Ancona ducklings that will "hatch" out of my eggs--because I'm not holding out a lot of hope that many (or any) of my eggs will actually hatch.
I'm just hoping they get ducklings soon enough that hubby doesn't become suspicious of how long those eggs have been incubating.
I'm just hoping they get ducklings soon enough that hubby doesn't become suspicious of how long those eggs have been incubating.

ATTENTION!!Hubby: (looking in bator)... "Is this the new chicken?"
OPERATION "Little White Lie" is in FULL FORCE.
Me: "Yes.. (nervous twitching.. get away from the bator.. Oh geez.. he's gonna see.)
Hubby: (puzzled look) "Are those Duck eggs?"
Me: "Yes."
Hubby: "Those are freakin' HUGE!!"
Me: "Mmmm Hmmmm"... (change of subject).