Thread formerly known as Hatch day is today

[country_girl011]

ok
im off for the night.
in 7 hours my alarm will be screaming at me.
i have class tomarrow.
last day of an easy class then i start pharmacology

 

[bakingintherain]

sorry but i have to mention this.
it sounds very dirty when we say we have a screamer

that's alright i was helping hubby fix his trailer today and this is how it went

me: do you want me to hold it down while you screw it
hubby: sure
me: "giggle, giggle" guess you thought you would never hear me say that "giggle, giggle"
hubby: what?
me: "giggle, giggle"
hubby: get your mind out of the gutter
me: "giggle,giggle"
5 year old son: Look daddy we are all helping hold it down while you screw it
me: on the ground dying of laughter

i thought hubby was gonna turn blue he was trying so hard not to laugh

 

[bakingintherain]

c exactly.
truthfully i think women have dirtier minds than men mosta the time.
we just keep it to ourselves

so true!

ok
im off for the night.
in 7 hours my alarm will be screaming at me.
i have class tomarrow.
last day of an easy class then i start pharmacology

you said screaming

 

[DutchChic]

Speaking of rank roosters.....I have a black Orp roo...gorgeous bird, as wide as he is tall. But the rankest rooster I've had in a long time. Sucker is always trying to get me, and I'm always threatening to get my gun. He would hurt me pretty good if he actually landed a good one on me. Anyway, I'm out doing chores this evening and I hear ruckus on the other side of the chicken coop. I go look, and that rooster is choking! His comb and wattles were turning dark blue, he's starting to melt into the dirt, and I'm like wth? So I grab my "rooster be good" stick, (one of many placed in strategic places around the place) and smack him across the back and yell "breathe you idiot!" His head comes up, and his comb and wattles start turning red again, and he gets back up, and just looks at me. I went on with chores, and when I went to go do lockdown, he was on the roost with everyone else. I hope tomorrow that he remembers I saved his life....I hate having to watch my back!

 

[DutchChic]

c exactly.
truthfully i think women have dirtier minds than men mosta the time.
we just keep it to ourselves

We are ladies....ladies don't speak of such things

ok
im off for the night.
in 7 hours my alarm will be screaming at me.
i have class tomarrow.
last day of an easy class then i start pharmacology

Hey....you're leaving me?? I'm hatching alone??

that's alright i was helping hubby fix his trailer today and this is how it went

me: do you want me to hold it down while you screw it
hubby: sure
me: "giggle, giggle" guess you thought you would never hear me say that "giggle, giggle"
hubby: what?
me: "giggle, giggle"
hubby: get your mind out of the gutter
me: "giggle,giggle"
5 year old son: Look daddy we are all helping hold it down while you screw it
me: on the ground dying of laughter

i thought hubby was gonna turn blue he was trying so hard not to laugh

PRICELESS!!!

 

[DutchChic]

Where's Jerry at? He's missing out tonight!

 

[country_girl011]

Sorry dutch. 7 is super early i wish i could stay up but finals are tomarrow.
I will b online all day tonarrow while at class tho.

And bakin that is too funny

 

[DutchChic]

Sorry dutch. 7 is super early i wish i could stay up but finals are tomarrow.
I will b online all day tonarrow while at class tho.
And bakin that is too funny

It's cool...I understand. Are you working on a degree or something? You mentioned pharmacology....

 

[bakingintherain]

Speaking of rank roosters.....I have a black Orp roo...gorgeous bird, as wide as he is tall. But the rankest rooster I've had in a long time. Sucker is always trying to get me, and I'm always threatening to get my gun. He would hurt me pretty good if he actually landed a good one on me. Anyway, I'm out doing chores this evening and I hear ruckus on the other side of the chicken coop. I go look, and that rooster is choking! His comb and wattles were turning dark blue, he's starting to melt into the dirt, and I'm like wth? So I grab my "rooster be good" stick, (one of many placed in strategic places around the place) and smack him across the back and yell "breathe you idiot!" His head comes up, and his comb and wattles start turning red again, and he gets back up, and just looks at me. I went on with chores, and when I went to go do lockdown, he was on the roost with everyone else. I hope tomorrow that he remembers I saved his life....I hate having to watch my back!

little F"er wouldn't make it long around here the only reason i am able to keep the two i have is because they are big babies and the kids love them

Sorry dutch. 7 is super early i wish i could stay up but finals are tomarrow.
I will b online all day tonarrow while at class tho.
And bakin that is too funny

 

[bakingintherain]

WHAT'S THAT.........................................

oh yeah the sound of silence