******************DUCKY UPDATE******************
This just in: Ducky, (who I thought was half dead BTW) has gathered a small second wind. He/She/It has managed to get her booty out of the shell. Not sure how she managed this since, again, she is half gone. She is attached by a single blood vein, no signs of yolk or anything else. What does that tell you!? It tells you she was in there too long.
Also, her eyes are shut as well, and she can't open them. They look kinda water logged, like a grey funky crap over them. weird. I'm taking a pic and BRB!
If this ducky makes it, his name shall be........ BUNSEN. (get it? Beaker and Bunsen. That's funny right thar, don't care you ya are.)