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Three guys are going along...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Q9, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. Q9

    Q9 General Headache

    ...and two of them walk into a bar. What does the third one do?


    He ducks.


    I'm so sorry, I had to post it. It's so unbelievably lame it's funny. Other lame jokes appreciated.
     

  2. Yay Chicks!

    Yay Chicks! Songster

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    I like it!

    Here's a late Thanksgiving one: What did the mama turkey say to her disobedient poults? If your father could see you now, he'd roll over in his gravy. [​IMG]
     
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  3. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

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    What did the baby chick say to her momma?

    Momma, why do you have a comb-over????

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    Very lame, I know.
     
  4. RingedTeal

    RingedTeal Songster

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    If the wind is blowing 100 mph and a rooster is facing east then he lays an egg which way will it roll?












    Doesn't matter you are rich
     
  5. Lothiriel

    Lothiriel Crowing Premium Member

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    Quote:Here's an illustration of what the two who walked into the bar looked like...
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    Couldn't find a good one for the guy who ducked. [​IMG]

    Went looking on Google for a lame joke...
    "Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
    Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan."
     
  6. ChickenPeep

    ChickenPeep Faith & Feathers

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  7. rancher hicks

    rancher hicks Crowing

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    Well the other day there was a car broke down on the side of the road. It was two nuns. I tried to fix it but couldn't . So I told them there was a fruit stand a little further down the road and I could drop them there. They asked why would they want a fruit stand? And I said don't nuns always travel in pears? [​IMG]
     

  8. Duramaxgirl

    Duramaxgirl Songster

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    [​IMG] these are great! [​IMG]
     
  9. NatureFreak

    NatureFreak Chirping

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.


    I had to. I couldn't help myself.
     
  10. onlyme8

    onlyme8 Songster

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    A Neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for beer?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

    hehe another really dumb but funny joke. [​IMG]
     

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