Three guys are going along...

[Q9]

...and two of them walk into a bar. What does the third one do?


He ducks.


I'm so sorry, I had to post it. It's so unbelievably lame it's funny. Other lame jokes appreciated.

 

[Yay Chicks!]

I like it!

Here's a late Thanksgiving one: What did the mama turkey say to her disobedient poults? If your father could see you now, he'd roll over in his gravy.

 

[ChickLover98]

What did the baby chick say to her momma?

Momma, why do you have a comb-over????

Very lame, I know.

 

[RingedTeal]

If the wind is blowing 100 mph and a rooster is facing east then he lays an egg which way will it roll?












Doesn't matter you are rich

 

[Lothiriel]

Quote:
Here's an illustration of what the two who walked into the bar looked like...

Couldn't find a good one for the guy who ducked.

Went looking on Google for a lame joke...
"Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan."

 

[ChickenPeep]

 

[rancher hicks]

Well the other day there was a car broke down on the side of the road. It was two nuns. I tried to fix it but couldn't . So I told them there was a fruit stand a little further down the road and I could drop them there. They asked why would they want a fruit stand? And I said don't nuns always travel in pears?

 

[Duramaxgirl]

these are great!

 

[NatureFreak]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.


I had to. I couldn't help myself.

 

[onlyme8]

A Neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for beer?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

hehe another really dumb but funny joke.