Three guys are going along...

[rancher hicks]

So this wife comes home and her husband had bandages on his ears. She says what happened? He says I was ironing and phone rang. She says yeah but what happened to the OTHER ear? He say well I had to call the doctor didn't I?

 

[luvinmychickens]

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Don't get it.

 

[FarmCoe]

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Don't get it.

It's a neutron; a particle with no electric charge.

 

[onlyme8]

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Don't get it.

It's a neutron; a particle with no electric charge.

Exactly

 

[rancher hicks]

So this country church needs a bell ringer and puts an ad in the local paper for one. The only guy to answer the ad has no arms.

The reverend , says well how are you going to ring the bell with no arms? The guy runs up and hits the bell with his head and rings the bell.

Well of course they needed a bell ringer and so they hire him to be up in the Belfry and ring the bell.

Times goes on and then one morning he runs up to ring the bell and completely misses the bell and falls to his death.

Well all the towns people come and are standing around looking at the body and saying who is he? Then someone says "I don't know but his face rings a bell".

 

[willowbranchfarm]

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I've heard that before......but were

 

[rancher hicks]

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I've heard that before......but were

Yeah so? You got a better one?

 

[Symphony]

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[aoxa]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?














Nacho cheese.

 

[stefzbiz]

Knock Knock..Who's there? Impatient cow...Impatient cow wh MOOOOOOOOOO

Doesn't come out the same when typed lol.... cow interrupts