Three guys are going along...

[HollyBird24]

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It's a neutron; a particle with no electric charge.

Exactly

What he said

 

[willowbranchfarm]

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[Symphony]

A lost soul finds God's door:

Knock, knock!

God: Well come on in!

 

[luvinmychickens]

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My Dad does something like that....


Me: Can I have some nacho cheese with my tortilla chips?
Dad: It's nacho cheese. (Not yo cheese)

 

[onlyme8]

Hahaha

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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[Fierlin1182]

My chemistry teacher is the MASTER of lame jokes. I'll have to dig some out some time.
One of his favourites is:

Atom 1: I just lost an electron!
Atom 2: Are you sure?!
Atom 1: I'm positive!

 

[FarmCoe]

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Exactly

What he said

I'm a girl...

 

[Fierlin1182]

Mr. H: Annabel! (He likes to pick on poor Annabel a lot

) How does a solution differ from a suspension?
Annabel: Uh... I'm not sure.
Mr. H: Why, it should be perfectly clear to you!

 

[rancher hicks]

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Well of course the church still needed a bell ringer so they put another ad in the paper.

Sure enough a guy answers the ad and its' the first guys brother and he has no arms either.

So the Reverend asks him how he's going to ring the bell and like the first guy he runs up and hits the bell with his head.

Well of course they need a bell ringer so they hire him.

Time goes by and one day he goes running up and missed the bell and fell to his death.

Well all the towns people come around looking at the dead guy and saying who is he, who is he. And some in the crowd says I don't know but he's a dead ringer for his brother.