Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

squirming subcutaneous ascarids (aka buttock worms)

 

[theoldchick]

which morphed into

 

[DiamondSwan]

Flesh eating insects

 

[theoldchick]

that de-fleshed all

 

[lpatelski]

requiring antihelminthic drugs (de-worming)

 

[theoldchick]

and a bath

 

[lpatelski]

in Lime Sulfur

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Then a towel

 

[Chook-Girl]

with holes. Santa

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Mended with magic