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[sourland]

for hot vampires

 

[theoldchick]

made with real

 

[sourland]

hemoglobin concentrate and

 

[theoldchick]

added vitamin D

 

[sourland]

plus B complex

 

[draye]

for their constipation

 

[sourland]

stewed prunes with

 

[draye]

a good enema.

 

[NickyKnack]

Afterwards they'd feel

 

[theoldchick]

like spring chickens!