Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[whoop whoop]

a touch of amarula

 

[sourland]

for proper seasoning

 

[theoldchick]

and savory flavor

 

[sourland]

but the sand

 

[whoop whoop]

gets everywhere, even

 

[sourland]

in the salad

 

[whoop whoop]

can't be helped

 

[draye]

so they ate

 

[whoop whoop]

in Hells' kitchen

 

[sourland]

and spit out