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[rIrs roost]

Bill Cosby said

 

[theoldchick]

nothing real important

 

[sourland]

and that surprised

 

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The Muppet babies

 

[NickyKnack]

who threw their

 

[sourland]

floral bouquets to

 

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Snot rolled balls

 

[sourland]

the waiting guests

 

[NickyKnack]

watched in horror

 

[rIrs roost]

Opened their mouths