Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

because poison ivy

 

[NickyKnack]

in the salad

 

[rIrs roost]

In their butt

 

[sourland]

served by waitresses

 

[draye]

In skeleton suits

 

[LittleLakePhil]

And hot pants

 

[theoldchick]

revealing scarred knees

 

[sourland]

and flabby calves

 

[LittleLakePhil]

And a scar

 

[rIrs roost]

On the buttocks