Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[iloveduckies]

That the pepper

 

[NickyKnack]

was no longer

 

[iloveduckies]

Everyone was happy

 

[lpatelski]

except peppered zombies

 

[NickyKnack]

they fumed hotly (get it?! )

 

[lpatelski]

while pickling pups

 

[Fluffers]

In New Hampshire

 

[lpatelski]

they sold them

 

[Fluffers]

for 37 bucks

 

[chickluvinfreak]

To a lady