This ad was posted on my local Craig's List. I understand it has been showing up on CL all over the US in the past few months. If you are interested ~ you need to respond now as the time machine leaves this morning! http://york.craigslist.org/npo/2146933633.html Time Travel (Dover, PA) Date: 2011-01-06, 2:04PM EST Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?] I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me. I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting. I am leaving on Jan 8th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return Jan 10th, 2011. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business. If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumstance of your head is no more than 64cm.