Time Travel....

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by sgtmom52, Jan 8, 2011.

  1. sgtmom52

    sgtmom52 Birds & Bees

    This ad was posted on my local Craig's List. I understand it has been showing up on CL all over the US in the past few months.

    If you are interested ~ you need to respond now as the time machine leaves this morning! [​IMG]


    Time Travel (Dover, PA)
    Date: 2011-01-06, 2:04PM EST
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

    I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.
    I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
    I am leaving on Jan 8th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return Jan 10th, 2011. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.
    If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumstance of your head is no more than 64cm.​

  2. Organics North

    Organics North Songster

    Dec 30, 2009
    Wisconsin Northwoods
    1983 sounds good to me....[​IMG]
    (Measured my head and I am under the size limit so I am "OK to go")

    Before I go I would need to know what type of time travel is involved, I will only do time travel if it is based on Einsteins theories... None of that flaky new age stuff....

    "OK to Go" comes from Jodie Foster in one of my all time favorite movies.. Contact..[​IMG]

    Last edited: Jan 8, 2011
  3. WoodlandWoman

    WoodlandWoman Crowing

    May 8, 2007

    I had to read this to my husband. He is still laughing! I love it when I can make him speechless. Thank you!
  4. SallyF

    SallyF Songster

    Jul 5, 2009
    Middle Tennessee
    I'd want to know more about that cat.[​IMG]
  5. Hoosiermomma

    Hoosiermomma Songster

    Jun 6, 2009
    S.E Ind
    "The circumstance of your :lauhead"???????? [​IMG] [​IMG]
  6. Randy

    Randy Songster

    Mar 12, 2009
    Darn it, my head is too big! [​IMG]
  7. I have WHAT in my yard?

    I have WHAT in my yard? Songster

    Jun 24, 2008
    Eggberg, PA
    OK If you can time travel why will you return two days after you left?? [​IMG] Why not a few minutes later?? Why not later that day?? [​IMG] Inquiring minds want to know!

    BTW if you don't know the difference between the circumstance and circumference I ain't getting in your time machine! [​IMG]

  8. Ohne-Fehler

    Ohne-Fehler Chirping

    May 23, 2010
    My advice what ever you do dont drink what he offers you [​IMG]
    Last edited: Jan 8, 2011
  9. gryeyes

    gryeyes Covered in Pet Hair & Feathers

    Quote:That caught me too... < snorfling in laughter >
  10. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

    May 3, 2009
    New Jersey
    The circumstance of my head is scrambled. Absolutely don't drink what he offers. Wonder how the trip is going?[​IMG]

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