Toddlers are Quackers

[WVduckchick]

 

[BullChick]

Whale poop. Send me a whichamajigger with what the problem is cause I forget.

Nope.

Now you know why I have turned into an alcoholic since my husband walked out.

 

[Chaos18]

That thing makes me dizzy watching it spin.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

In general I'm a Jameson and Hornitos kind of guy.

I'll turn into a 76er's fan boy and get an orange tan?

my kinda guy
ROFL!!

I need more whiskey, rum and vodka now. And, I now need more beer. The wine... I have become a wino. My sister keeps bringing me wine tasting, and I buy six bottles each time. You are supposed to pour a glass, then chug the bottle. Right?

i love wine tastings!! there some places around here that do it for free

The whole BOX!

a case is 12 bottles or at least it is here

I am out of shot glasses. Duckling too them all.
I have never had boxed wine.

they have made box wine better, it is good for camping, less dangerous lol

Why would you puke wine?

You have missed that I have not said anything like I used to in a long time. Like when Liz said that she was going to take a shower and shake her butt this morning. I said she was too much, and acknowledging her comment at all is more than I have done in a while. I will no longer make comments about visuals of her in the shower and shaking her butt. Or pics or it didn't happen.

No they are not girl!
You are not dead.

look what I picked up this morning!
My kids are not awake yet...they are going to be so excited!

awwwww!!! i want chicklets!!

Next week, I plan on bringing any chicks born overnight up to Duckling to play with in the crib. Maybe the floor. She can keep track of two, but anymore might be running around the crib, pooping. As opposed to staying over a container or towel.

YAYYYY

Someone said in a PM that they didn't know that anything made me blush. I guarantee that any compliment from male or female in any capacity embarrasses the heck out of me. Usually it confuses me too.

do you want someone to make you blush?

So.... Who's ready for a shot?

Pick me, Pick me!!

 

[Chaos18]

Nope.
.....

Then how am I supposed to fix it?

 

[DwayneNLiz]

That thing makes me dizzy watching it spin.

take another shot

 

[Chaos18]

take another shot

 

[WVduckchick]

a case is 12 bottles or at least it is here

they have made box wine better, it is good for camping, less dangerous lol

Until someone throws the "empty" box on the fire.

not that I've ever seen it happen...

That thing makes me dizzy watching it spin.

we'll be on a new page before you fall

take another shot

I like the way you think

 

[DwayneNLiz]

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Until someone throws the "empty" box on the fire.

not that I've ever seen it happen...

we'll be on a new page before you fall

I like the way you think

did you know that you can turn a beer bottle into a rocket thrower
if you leave a small sip in it, screw the cap back on, put it in the fire, once hot the cap blasts off and takes someones eye out