Toddlers are Quackers

[kajira]

The first died of complications from a ruptured spleen.
The second died from type one diabetes.
The third one had a heart attack.
I have had three other guys ask. They are alive because I said no. I had three marriage proposals in three months from two of those guys.
My husband never asked me to marry him. He didn't feel that he had to. Two weeks before the wedding, the dog died. She got hit by a car. I didn't love my husband, but I loved the dog. That is why it was my fault.
There was a guy I was seeing when my husband took me away. He wanted to marry me, and I probably would have said yes. He also had a heart attack.
I fell in love with my husband a few weeks before he abandoned me. I never got to look in his eyes and tell him that I loved him.

I can't tell if you're being serious, or not.

 

[Chaos18]

I can't tell if you're being serious, or not. 

She is.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

i have heard the story before but

i still want to hug you every time

 

[BullChick]

I was upset before saying that, but I'm sitting here sobbing. I 100% guarantee it's the truth.

 

[kajira]

I was upset before saying that, but I'm sitting here sobbing. I 100% guarantee it's the truth.

Then I'm very, very sorry you've been through all that

 

[BantyChooks]

I was upset before saying that, but I'm sitting here sobbing. I 100% guarantee it's the truth.

Is it okay if I hug you??

 

[BullChick]

Sorry. I say too much. I just meant that I am not joking in the least. I have lost my ability to say things the right way.

 

[BullChick]

Is it okay if I hug you??

Ya know what? Asking if you can do something implies you are trying to be polite and respectful. Doing it before gaining permission means disrespect, and I am gonna whack you.

 

[BantyChooks]

Sorry. I say too much. I just meant that I am not joking in the least. I have lost my ability to say things the right way.

I know what you meant.

Ya know what? Asking if you can do something implies you are trying to be polite and respectful. Doing it before gaining permission means disrespect, and I am gonna whack you.

Now there's the MC I know!!

 

[kajira]

MC - Have you ever played world of warcraft? ;o