Toddlers are Quackers

[hlhutchinson]

So... I tried another dose earlier in the day, with more water. Took 45 minutes to get her to drink 6 oz of water with it.

Husband comes home. "Oh yeah, by the way, she pooped yesterday."

I'm going to murder him in his sleep. Y'all can testify against me if you like.

Oh dear to funny

 

[BullChick]

So... I tried another dose earlier in the day, with more water. Took 45 minutes to get her to drink 6 oz of water with it.

Husband comes home. "Oh yeah, by the way, she pooped yesterday."

I'm going to murder him in his sleep. Y'all can testify against me if you like.

No joke. Not cool. I'm from Jersey. I can tell you where to hide the body!

Dang it. I'd forgotten that. The kid wants to live on a diet of string cheese, bananas, chocolate, and smoked turkey.

Give her sugar free chocolate, and leave the rest of the food alone. Sugar free chocolate will keep her regular.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Sugar free chocolate will keep her regular.

i know people who have learned this lesson the hard way


good morning abi

 

[BullChick]

Good morning

 

[BullChick]

I have my girl early today. She was amazed by her new dresser. It's amazing how it holds clothing!
She used the potty before her nap, and was telling me again that she's told to wet herself by others. She was very happy that I agreed to fruit snacks (her treat while potty training), and suddenly noticed the chair in her room. She was so happy to sit there while eating.
She noticed the bedding, and was happy about that too.
She asked about the bedding that goes to her apartment. I'm not sure what she is talking about. Her bedding for school naps?

 

[Cyneswith]

Wait... Other people tell her to wet herself instead of using the toilet?

 

[BullChick]

Yup!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Wait... Other people tell her to wet herself instead of using the toilet?

I know. Outrageous right

 

[BullChick]

Duckling was here because she had a stomach ache at school. I found out when we were playing outside, and the neighbor told me.

 

[BullChick]

She ate lunch, took a long nap (I had to wake her after three hours). We then used the shop vac to blow leaves, blew bubbles, rode her tricycle, ran, played ball... no tummy ache.
She just made pretzels!