I remember some of my favourite toys as a kid were the antique Barbies my aunt had (and my Brenda Breyer doll). The were far more realistic looking and had clothes and jewelry that had buttons, snaps and other small, verboten items on them. I think in our desperation to make children safe without actually having to keep an eye on them, we've made toys into clunky, chunky, overly-sanitized, boring hunks of plastic. Without all the hype and endorsements, the boringness would be too apparent.