LOL, yeah, I heard someone on another thread mention COOP FUSTER CLUCK.Ooh...you could paint an umbrella with wording like the sign I made for my coop. I’ll have to send you a PM since it’s a bit tongue-in-cheek and not necessarily age appropriate to publicly post in the forum...on its way in a minute!
Other Points I’d Mention;
*This is my first year with chickens. I have 7 Barred Rocks & 5 Golden Comets. My Golden comets are not anti-social, but not necessarily people pleasers either. But....my Barred Rocks are super sweet girls. Every time I go into the run, there’s at least one (usually 2) girl/s hitching a ride on my wheelchair; a couple of them will perch on my shoulder if I sit still long enough!
*Im always amazed at how the lesson of “Kill ‘Em with Kindness” works so often. It brought you out on top with city officials. And, personally, I also tend to use it in a not so nice way...like I would totally take the opportunity to kill the neighbor with kindness next time I saw them. “Hi, neighbor! How’s your day? Mines been incredible; really great, couldn’t be better on this side of the fence! I mean, beautiful yard, happy chickens, yummy eggs, etc!!!” Pahahaha!
I think I would paint something like THIS IS A CHICKENS WELCOME NEIGHBORHOOD! on the umbrella tops!