- Oct 17, 2016
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Random Stranger: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: I want to be an eccentric philanthropist.
Random Stranger (to my brother): What do you want to be when you grow up?
Brother: Well, with my families support of coarse, *proceeds to describe chocolate bath*
Random Stranger (to my little sister): And what do you want to be when you grow up?
Sister: A hobo.![]()
*dies of having to hold in laughter*

Has she watched Kit Kittrige recently? First thing that came to my mind why she'd say that.

Hens go broody when you don’t want them to… and won’t go broody when you do.

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