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[CCUK]

A tiny little birdie then! Looks like our house there! Especially now I’ve also added a tortoise table, not sure how much more Scott will be able to take

I'm sure he enjoys it! How is your tortoise settling in? I bet he will be eating your out of lettuce!

 

[CCUK]

Tortoise table don’t tell me took an angle grinder to a tortoise to make the shell flat so you could use it as a coaster

Oh Porky!

 

[Pork Pie]

Oh Porky!

Never heard of one, tbh, so my imagination does what it does best...

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Tortoise table don’t tell me took an angle grinder to a tortoise to make the shell flat so you could use it as a coaster

No silly! A real tortoise house! For a tortoise! They are called tables.

I'm sure he enjoys it! How is your tortoise settling in? I bet he will be eating your out of lettuce!

Malcolm is doing fab thank you. I’m so in love He’s like a little old man! Yes he likes a bit of lettuce, especially lambs lettuce. Plus watercress & rocket. As he fits in the palm of my hand he doesn’t really eat that much so the chickens get what’s left out of the bags rather than wasting it

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Oh Porky!

Never heard of one, tbh, so my imagination does what it does best...

He just can’t help himself Malcolm will never become an ornament of any kind. He’s too sweet!

 

[Pork Pie]

No silly! A real tortoise house! For a tortoise! They are called tables.
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Well, I’ll go to the foot of our stairs I’ve never heard of such a thing, and just when i thought I’d seen it all

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Well, I’ll go to the foot of our stairs I’ve never heard of such a thing, and just when i thought I’d seen it all

Something Chris didn’t know! A piece of useless info for your brain there!
Have you been to stairs yet?

 

[Pork Pie]

Something Chris didn’t know! A piece of useless info for your brain there!
Have you been to stairs yet?

Believe me, I’ll never forget that term, EVER - you people make me appear almost normal

I tried, but i forgot what we moved to an apartment at the start of the month

 

[CCUK]

Never heard of one, tbh, so my imagination does what it does best...

I know what your imagination can be like!

No silly! A real tortoise house! For a tortoise! They are called tables.
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Malcolm is doing fab thank you. I’m so in love He’s like a little old man! Yes he likes a bit of lettuce, especially lambs lettuce. Plus watercress & rocket. As he fits in the palm of my hand he doesn’t really eat that much so the chickens get what’s left out of the bags rather than wasting it
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He is real small! How old is he?

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Believe me, I’ll never forget that term, EVER - you people make me appear almost normal

I tried, but i forgot what we moved to an apartment at the start of the month

Mmm... Pork Pie normal?.? I bet you have fancy lifts then in an apartment? And no outside space?

I know what your imagination can be like!

He is real small! How old is he?

To be quite honest I thought that was a pretty tame reply from Pork’s imagination

He is a tiny little thing, only 7 months old so lots of growing up to do over the years to come